Screw the Oscars, I got your Best Pictures right here.

The Greatest Movies of All Time
My completely objective and indisputably correct choices for the silver screen's most brilliant triumphs.

The Jidai-Geki Knights
The Lard Biscuit guide to samurai cinema and chambara classics.

Why I Love The Phantom Menace
A defense of the unjustly maligned overture to the Star Wars Saga. May the Force grant me a strong influence on the weak-minded.
The Shroud of the Dark Side
The long-awaited analysis of myth and meaning in Attack of the Clones, in six comprehensive episodes.
Learning to Let Go
My first reflections on Revenge of the Sith form this preamble to an eventual full-length dissertation.
Episode None: Our Only Hope?
Reflections on the 30th Anniversary of Star Wars.
Why Episode V is the World's Greatest Part II
Reflections on the 30th Anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back.
Engagin' the Blue Milker
Notes on the Disney pimping of Star Wars.
Who's the More Foolish...
The fool or the fool who buys his non-anamorphic DVDs?

Errol Morris
Gaze into the lens of this genius of the documentary form.
Idiocracy: "Welcome to Costco. I Love You."
An appreciation of Mike Judge's visionary satire of stupidity.

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